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Aus.SocialKit Bashir (@Unixbigot@aus.social)Nobody expected wine snobs would save the planet. When, by mid 21st century, climate change made swathes of Africa and Australia uninhabitable, governments tut-tutted and sent condolences. It wasn’t like anywhere important was affected. Then the pinot noir harvest failed in northern France. Asteroid 101955 Bennu—a rubble pile already number two on the Potentially Hazardous Object list—had been fitted with an ion drive to ameliorate the predicted risk of impact toward the end of the 22nd century. The slow steady thrust over 120 years would steer Bennu to safety. Or, if hacked, pilot it into a direct hit on the deserted Pine Gap facility in central Australia. There was never any conclusive proof, but strong suspicions fell on Champenois “Terroirists”; certainly the so-called “pico ice age” that incidentally saved the planet more importantly saved the imperiled appellation. #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #BonusEdition #Commission
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