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Kit Bashir<p>Don’t say beanie babies, they’re coming back. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>When your species doesn’t show up in mirrors, your vanity finds other outlets. A wise vampire hunter exploits this. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>The megasurid-bone structures at Gobekli Tepe dated to 12000 BCE have reignited the debate over whether porse-riding really catalysed megasurid decline, or whether early humaurns were already successfully hunting on claw-and-tail. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>The first time I saw a Leetrobian wearing a The Warning T-shirt that had been modified to suit their 5-armed radially symmetric physiology I knew this was a bigger deal than some old selenium deposits. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>“Hey, why did they ban you?”</p><p>“I found the impossible item”</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>For now, I’m told shouting “All gods are bastards” can improve service. </p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/GNUTerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GNUTerryPratchett</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>Of course, we didn’t have ultrawave receivers *or* radio telescopes in 1857, so if it wasn’t for that bit of picocredit pinching we’d still be in the dark. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>“Are you self winding, too?”</p><p>“Oh, yes.”</p><p>“The shower can wait, then.”</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>I mean first she wrote “how did you get this email address” and I gave her some opsec advice, then had to talk her through dropbox, but life dot zip baby. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>They name their turbines. That one’s Bessie Goodswoosh. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>Don’t ever say “guilt rawdoggers” in my presence again. Can I bum a MemorEase, I’m wiping that. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>…or the cat gets motionsick <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>“…have you tried turning it off and on again?” <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
allrite<p>The first question on the assembled media's lips was:</p><p>"How is this going to affect the government's chances at the next elections?"</p><p><a href="https://masto.allrite.at/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>〰︎Oh, and slashfic is time-and-a-half〰︎</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>“Engineering, bridge: youdacutestkittyyesyouare. Oh, Admiral Ma’am you’re on board early.” <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>“…Actually, could you give me a push? I’ve left the lights on in the van”.</p><p>“Sure. Wow, that’s a lot of swords…”</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://aus.social/@Unixbigot" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Unixbigot</span></a></span> how many watts? No batteries in those days, that bicycle ran on me-power alone! Yes, just like in the roman war galleys. How come you know about Rome but none of the Important history? <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>I dont remember having a sister before today. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>
Kit Bashir<p>“Have you run away? If so, you are safe here. Computers are not permitted in the Forest.”</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/BonusPanel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonusPanel</span></a></p>