Pascal<p>It’s a Sunday evening, the entire Minecraft movie is on YouTube for free and I’m cosplaying as a billionaire CEO training AI and therefore watching this movie for free is fine actually.</p><p>Anyway I have _no idea what year this movie is in_. It’s either:<br>- 1970s: several main characters drive a 1977 Pontica Firebird, and a wood paneled station wagon<br>- 1989: one of the main characters won a world championship in video games and its on his store also he did that 12 years ago<br>- 2023: there’s been a iPhone 14 or later model in a shot<br>- sometime in the 90s: internet and online was mentioned<br>- back to 2020: working for socials is mentioned<br>- ????? 80s again I guess, the classroom shot is from the 70s, the teacher and _everyone else_ dresses from the 80s, the teacher has a nokia and a fucking pager on his belt<br>- 2020s again I guess? Pretty sure that garage had a toyota raize parked in it</p><p>I also cannot figure out who this movie is for. Is it kids because minecraft? Or is it weird zeitgeist haunted adults stuck in a temporal fugue state as it appears to be trying to Snowcrash about 50 years of theming.</p><p>Don’t tune in for more I’m going to get drunk and crash out watching this and process this several years later with a therapist as the first documentated case of a core memory created after turning 18.</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/minecraft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>minecraft</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>movies</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/temporallyconfused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>temporallyconfused</span></a></p>