OK, weird question: I don't use #RSS feeds, but I am wondering if it's possible to set up an RSS feed of somebody's Facebook profile.
The reason I ask is, I have two grumpy old man friends who always bitch at me because I do not know what is going on in their lives because I'm not on Facebook. 
I'm like, dude, you could call or text? But they are having none of it. One of them tells me that all of his poster public, so I should go look anyway. 
I see this a lot with people who are still on Facebook. They believe that they have done ALL the work that they need to do to announce to whomever what's going on in their lives by posting on FB, and they get cranky because they don't want to redo that work with somebody who is not on the site.
They don't want to talk about stuff (what they would consider "rehashing") when I see them in real life, *because* they've posted it on Facebook.
So I'm trying to find a happy medium.
These are friends I want to keep, friends whom I enjoy, but they're drawing this line in the sand. Yet I don't fucking wanna have to put Messenger back on my phone.
That is my line.
I have a sleeper Facebook account that I set up a few years ago when I got in trouble for saying I wanted to punch a Nazi. I sent it up as a back door to the pages I managed in case they finally kicked me off for my political beliefs. I don't use it at all, though.
I have 27 friends on that account. I thought about sandboxing it on a computer that I don't *ever* use for real work or surfing or writing, the Chromebook that I bought for my mom.
This may be what I end up having to do if I can't figure this out. My login is a throwaway Gmail address that could only be associated with me by my location and service provider. It's not a GOL address on which I ever do any work, documents, anything. It's not even my real name. It's an anagram of my first two names. Eh.
Like I said at the beginning of this post, I don't even remember how to use an RSS feed anymore, but if I could capture their URLs and get an email or text when they post, I would probably put up with that.
I would appreciate some #tech advice on this,as I am very likely overthinking it!