Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A: A bloodhound.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

If he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

And so the epic game of hive and seek begins.

#puns
https://mastodon.ie/@Robo/114602745069083109

Bring on your best #puns #mastodaoine

I just participated in a ‘what should be on our next tshirt’ question at work. This was mine

JUST A LITTLE KELP FROM MY FRONDS

Do you know how Jim Morrison changed the song lyrics for his funeral after he discovered he was of Viking ancestry?

"Come on baby light my bier!"

Serving Kant: @Wordorigins on Miriana Conte's "clearly intentional" – and risquée – pun at #Eurovision, in a new post on the Strong Language blog:
https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2025/05/23/serving-kant/

I love a good pun for the name for a dog walking service, and this one I came across in Dawsholm Park in Glasgow today is the best I've seen in a while!

The lady at my neighborhood bakery was rather cranky this morning. She said she had woke up on the wrong side of the bread.

( #HootinTootinTuesday is a day late this week. My apologies.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns
#Bread #BreadJokes #BakingBread

I can't take my dog down to the local pond anymore, because the ducks keep attacking him. It's my fault for choosing a pure bread dog.

( #HootinTootinTuesday is a day late this week. My apologies.)

Two bonus cat #jokes this week:

Q: What's a cat's favorite cereal?
A: Mice Crispies

Q: If a cat were an artist, what would it paint?
A: Paw-traits

( #HootinTootinTuesday is a day late this week. My apologies.)

Two Bonus #Jokes in honor of #WorldBeeDay ...

Q: What is small, black & yellow, and drops things?
A: A fumble bee.

Q: What type of bee can't make up its mind?
A: A maybe

( #HootinTootinTuesday is a day late this week. My apologies.)

What do you call a pachyderm that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

The Australian Liberal/National Coal-ition has just decarbonised itself.

You're welcome.
#puns #auspol

I used to be a baker.

But I didn’t make enough dough.