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I stand guard over a bathroom and demand before anyone enters to give me a sample of their bone marrow. They are still not allowed to enter until i send that marrow to a lab and have it tested to make sure they have the right chromosomes unfortunately they mostly leave before then. Don't they realize I'm just thinking about their safety?

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马克龙面对普京! #macron #poutine #sketch #comedy #legrandcactus #tv #parody

►订阅频道:http://www.youtube.com/c/legrandcactusrtbf🔔不要忘记激活您的通知! (tagstotranslate)马克龙(T)普京(T)Damien Gillard(T)Antoinedonneaux(T)Macron Antoine antoine donneaux(T)模仿(T)模仿(T)模仿(T)大仙人掌(t)伟大的(T) (t)电视(t)有趣(t)比利时(t)比利时(t)新闻(t)喜剧(t)喜剧(t)表演(t)tepik source

dtpnews.com/2025/04/16/zhongwe

马克龙面对普京! #macron #poutine #sketch #comedy #legrandcactus #tv #parody

►订阅频道:http://www.youtube.com/c/legrandcactusrtbf🔔不要忘记激活您的通知! (tagstotranslate)马克龙(T)普京(T)Damien Gillard(T)Antoinedonneaux(T)Macron Antoine antoine donneaux(T)模仿(T)模仿(T)模仿(T)大仙人掌(t)伟大的(T) (t)电视(t)有趣(t)比利时(t)比利时(t)新闻(t)喜剧(t)喜剧(t)表演(t)tepik source

dtpnews.com/2025/04/16/zhongwe

No one does #environmental campaigning the way the Australien, sorry, @thejuicemedia does: here a public announcement about the #salmon industry, which btw is a #health and environmental disaster around the world. As their tagline puts it, "Authorised by the department for selling out #Australia under the guise of saving jobs".

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oNOxrJH5

President Trump has imposed stiff tariffs on the Islets of Langerhans. Read all about it, as well as the President's planned annexation of the Loop of Henle, in the brand new limited issue of Shut Yer Pie Hole! available at these Bloomington locations:
- Walkover Sounds and Stones on the Square (formerly TDs)
- The Cup and Kettle tea shop (next to the Bluebird)
- Soma downtown
Or write to us for a copy: Shut Yer Pie Hole! PO Box 2494, Bloomington, IN 47402. #zines #parody #satire #USpolitics

#Satire & #Parody picks of the day:

➡️ @newsthump - Official account of UK satirical news site

➡️ @janboehm - German satirist (in German)

➡️ @theonion.com - Feed of US satirical news site

➡️ @derpostillon - Official account of German satirical news site (in German)

➡️ @theshovel.com.au - Feed of Australian satirical news site

➡️ @ToyBoxComix - Satire of current world events through the medium of old toys

➡️ @MissingThePt - Surreal observations on current events