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**Moskitokönig Kevin** @moskitokoenig@plushies.social · 20h *

20h *

Moskitokönig Kevin @moskitokoenig@plushies.social

POV der Shork findet, 25 Minuten Meditation reichen und der Mensch möge doch bitte nochmal aufstehen

English: A close-up of a plush blåhaj resting on a blue blanket, with a soft, textured surface. The background is blurred, revealing a cozy indoor setting.

Deutsch: Eine Nahaufnahme eines Plüsch-Blåhaj, der auf einer blauen Decke mit einer weichen Oberfläche liegt,. Der Hintergrund ist verschwommen und zeigt eine gemütliche Innenumgebung.

#Blåhaj #Smolhaj #PlushiesOfMastodon

**Hapi** @hapi@blahaj.social · 1d

Hapi @hapi@blahaj.social

Angry Blåhaj

**Bunthoernchen (Dect: 2180)** @bunthoernchen@chaos.social · 1d

Bunthoernchen (Dect: 2180) @bunthoernchen@chaos.social

Wir verschenken heute die Adoption eines Ally-Blåhaj

Er ist besonders stolz auf sein wunderschönes Regenbogenband an der Flosse.

Auf einem grauen Sessel sitzt ein plüsch Blåhaj, so dass seine Schwanzflosse zu sehen ist um die ein Regenbogenband wie ein Festivalband befestigen ist.
Um den Bauch hat der Hai noch ein blaues Schleifenband.

#blahaj #ally #pride

**Die Walis** @DieWalis@troet.cafe · 2d

Die Walis @DieWalis@troet.cafe

Sharkira hat das neue Schlafshirt für den Menschen ausgesucht! Uns gefällt's

#Blahaj #smolhaj

**b-rain** @b_rain@troet.cafe · 4d *

4d *

b-rain @b_rain@troet.cafe

So i came across this meme, where one of the swords pointed at the blåhaj is labelled "egg" and i thought it was just some very obscure inside-joke. Then i saw the second meme and i decided i had to check https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Egg
Well, i learned something today! "Egg is a slang term referring to a transgender individual who hasn't yet realized that they are trans." #blahaj

knights at the round table, pointing their swords to the center of the table to show unity.
In the center is a blåhaj. Swords are labelled: eggs, femboys, other blåhajs (they are social shorks), those seeking cuddles, literally everyone else, children, trans people

Comic style depiction showing the male to female transition in 6 parts. Headline: Beware of the pipeline.
The 6 parts are labelled:
Egg_IRL
Egg IRL
Egg irl
Eg irl
E girl

**Hapi** @hapi@blahaj.social · 5d

Hapi @hapi@blahaj.social

Human! Human! Look what we got! We were a great team, weren't we? You did excellent tailflopping and I pushed you and told everybody about refugee hajar! Everybody was asking! Everybody liked us! And a lot lf people supported us! Hey human, did you just fall asleep?
#Blåhaj #refugees #NachtVanDeVluchteling

A Blåhaj cuddly shark, sitting in a train, a bit upright on a big backpack. The Blåhaj`
has a medal around their neck, reading: 'Nacht van de vluchteling'. The medal hangs in front of a Dutch OV-chipkaart that hangs of a key cord around the Blåhaj' neck.

Aren't you tired, Hapi?

**Hapi** @hapi@blahaj.social · 5d

Hapi @hapi@blahaj.social

Registered
Taillight on
Ready to go!
#Blåhaj #refugees #NachtVanDeVluchteling

A Blåhaj cuddly shark sitting straight up on a backpack, attached with a haj-vis harness. In the harness sits a card with number 314 on it. around the tail is a band lighting red.

Let's go Hapi!

**Hapi** @hapi@blahaj.social · 5d

Hapi @hapi@blahaj.social

OK, human, I'll explain what we are going to do! You know there are hajar all around the world? And that some of them seek refuge because people want to bite them because of their body?

This night lots of people are walking all night to help everybody who seeks refuge. And I am joining to show hajar matter too.

It is only a bit far for me, 40.000 tailflops... so take your big backpack and attach me to it, then you can help me out!

A Blåhaj cuddly shark sitting in a train on top of a big backpack, looking outside. The Blåhaj wears a haj-vis harness around their neck. On the window table are a bandslinge and two carabines.

Really good you are doing this, Hapi! Think your human loves to support you!

#Blåhaj #refugees #NachtVanDeVluchteling

**Bri | |** @cargot_robbie@urbanists.social · Jun 12

Jun 12

Bri | | @cargot_robbie@urbanists.social

What is going on here? Wrong answers only.

4 blåhaj stuffies seated in wooden chairs at a wooden table in a warehouse (probably IKEA flatpack storage).

#Ikea #Blahaj #Trans

Continued thread

**Die Walis** @DieWalis@troet.cafe · Jun 12 *

Jun 12 *

Die Walis @DieWalis@troet.cafe

Nein, wirklich? Wir nehmen endlich einen Smolhaj in die WG auf? Wie schön!
Was, du heißt Sharkira? Herzlich Willkommen

Die Plüschies versammelt um den geöffneten Ikea-Karton, aus dem ein kleiner Blåhaj guckt.

#blahaj #smolhaj

Continued thread

**Morgan** @raphaelmorgan@disabled.social · Jun 8

Jun 8

Morgan @raphaelmorgan@disabled.social

Found my Jlahaj to show any trans people who would rather sew with a free pattern than buy a stuffie from IKEA https://freesewing.org/designs/hi/
#blahaj #trans #shark #sewing

A denim stuffed shark on a wooden table. The body of the shark is dark blue denim, and the tummy is light blue. The eyes and gills are embroidered with gold jeans top-stitching thread, which has also been used to edge-stitch on the fins.

The same shark on its side. Now you can see the light blue belly better, and the mouth, which has teeth made of pocket lining. The part of the mouth that would be pink on an IKEA Blahaj is made of grey denim.

A different angle where the teeth are a bit more visible. This angle makes it look a bit like a beached whale.

Close-up of the face from the side. Better view of the embroidery, and you can now see that the eyes are a little piece of black denim with a white dot embroidered in them.

**Mx. Alba** @MxAlba@blahaj.zone · Jun 4

Jun 4

Mx. Alba @MxAlba@blahaj.zone

An unexpected perk of my new #Kallax bookcase: #Blåhaj now joins me for online meetings!

Selfie of myself taken from my meeting webcam. It shows me (a non-binary person with long grey hair and a full grey beard, black rimmed glasses, a septum piercing, purple nail polish and bead bracelets in the colors of the non-binary pride flag) with a large progress pride flag (including intersex chevron) behind me. In the background, a corner of my Kallax bookcase is also visible, including Blåhaj perched on top.

**Operation Blahaj** @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc · Jun 3

Jun 3

Operation Blahaj @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc

A large IKEA BLÅHAJ plush shark is humorously posed as if riding a blue and orange GT mountain bike on a paved driveway. The background shows a grassy yard with trees and bushes on an overcast day.

#blahaj #bike #cycling

**Operation Blahaj** @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc · Jun 2 *

Jun 2 *

Operation Blahaj @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc

A blue IKEA Blahaj shark plush toy positioned at a chess board with wooden pieces set up for a game. The shark appears to be contemplating its next move. The scene is on a white desk in a home office with plants, including white cyclamen flowers, visible in the background along with a window, and other household items.

#blahaj #gaming #chess

**Operation Blahaj** @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc · Jun 1

Jun 1

Operation Blahaj @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc

A blue and white IKEA Blahaj shark plushie lying on brown carpet with rainbow light projected across both the shark and the floor. The colorful light creates vibrant rainbow stripes in shades of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple across the scene.

#blahaj #rainbow

**Operation Blahaj** @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc · May 31

May 31

Operation Blahaj @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc

A blue and white IKEA Blahaj shark plushie wearing a red hooded robe and a long white beard, dressed up like a wizard or sage against a white background.

#blahaj #wizard #magic

**Operation Blahaj** @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc · May 30

May 30

Operation Blahaj @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc

A plush BLAHAJ shark toy is in the foreground of a scenic camping scene at sunrise or sunset. Behind it, a tent is pitched on grassy ground surrounded by tall eucalyptus trees. The sky is partly cloudy, with warm sunlight casting a golden glow through the clouds and trees, creating a peaceful, natural atmosphere.

#blahaj #camping #outdoors

**Operation Blahaj** @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc · May 29

May 29

Operation Blahaj @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc

A blue and white IKEA Blahaj shark plushie lying on a gray couch next to an open book titled "You Are A Shark." The shark is positioned as if reading the book, with the book's cover showing illustrated characters and text.

#blahaj #reading #books

**Operation Blahaj** @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc · May 28 *

May 28 *

Operation Blahaj @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc

Thanks to Pietro from ESL (@2easy4pietro.bsky.social) and the ESL event photo team for arranging this official event photo of blahaj on stage at the ESL Impact Season 7 Grand Finals!

#blahaj #esports #eslimpact

**Operation Blahaj** @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc · May 27

May 27

Operation Blahaj @operation_blahaj@333thats33s.cc

#blahaj #flying #plane

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