@dhobern

I'm also a victim of Microsoft's predatory approaches.
Commiserations.

This is a DM because the idea would be taken up in a flash and AI used to create it.

But:
A re-write of The Lord of the Rings with all tools, furnishings and characters attempting to monetize their presence would be fun for 10 minutes.

@Daojoan

"Lifetime" there is the product's lifetime.

Not the purchaser's lifetime.

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