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Johann<p><a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/vogelscheuche" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vogelscheuche</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/sex" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sex</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>spanner</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cartoon</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/ironie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ironie</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cartoons</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/johannmayr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>johannmayr</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/tagescartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tagescartoon</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/cartoondestages" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cartoondestages</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/scherz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scherz</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/witzbild" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>witzbild</span></a></p>
Kees GuequierreGestreepte goudspanner / Camptogramma bilineata<br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/moth?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#moth</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mot?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mot</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/spanner?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#spanner</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/vlinder?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vlinder</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/butterfly?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#butterfly</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/nature?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nature</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/macro?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#macro</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/darktable?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#darktable</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/netherlands?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#netherlands</a>
Kees GuequierreWitte grijsbandspanner - Cabera pusaria<br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/butterfly?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#butterfly</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/moth?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#moth</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/spanner?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#spanner</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/vlinder?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vlinder</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/nature?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nature</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/nederland?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nederland</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/darktable?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#darktable</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/macro?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#macro</a>
Axel Steiner<p>Es ist immer wieder sehr ulkig, die Fortbewegung einer Spanner-Raupe zu beobachten, wie hier bei der Raupe des Orangegelben Breitflügelspanners (Agriopis aurantiaria).</p><p><a href="https://nrw.social/tags/Schmetterlinge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Schmetterlinge</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/artenvielfalt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>artenvielfalt</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/lepidoptera" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lepidoptera</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/insects" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>insects</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/insekten" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>insekten</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/butterfly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>butterfly</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/natur" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>natur</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/nature" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>nature</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/Geometridae" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Geometridae</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a></p>
InfoQ<p>Check out Google's tiered storage for <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> – its distributed SQL database on Google Cloud!</p><p>With this tiered storage, you can store older data on HDDs - 80% cheaper than SSDs - without the hassle of traditional migrations.</p><p>Learn more on <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/InfoQ" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>InfoQ</span></a> 👉 <a href="https://bit.ly/43NM5ov" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">bit.ly/43NM5ov</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> </p><p><a href="https://techhub.social/tags/CloudComputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CloudComputing</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/GoogleCloud" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GoogleCloud</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/CostOptimization" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CostOptimization</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HDD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HDD</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/DistributedData" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DistributedData</span></a></p>
Axel Steiner<p>Wann bekommt man schon einmal die Gelegenheit, das schöne Wort hellsmaragdgrün zu benutzen? <br>Der Perlglanzspanner (Campaea margaritaria) bietet diese Chance 💚</p><p><a href="https://nrw.social/tags/Schmetterlinge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Schmetterlinge</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/artenvielfalt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>artenvielfalt</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/lepidoptera" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lepidoptera</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/insects" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>insects</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/insekten" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>insekten</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/natur" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>natur</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/nature" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>nature</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/Geometridae" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Geometridae</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/nachtfalter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>nachtfalter</span></a></p>
Kees GuequierreXanthorhoe ferrugata / spadicearia<br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/moth?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#moth</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/butterfly?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#butterfly</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/vlinder?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vlinder</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mot?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mot</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/spanner?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#spanner</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/darktable?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#darktable</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/nature?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nature</a>
Dennis Jernberg<p>Okay, I haven't been around for a while, so it's time for a re-<a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>introduction</span></a>.</p><p>I am of course Dennis Jernberg, author of the still unfinished science fiction political thriller Spanner In The Works (or maybe science fantasy, because it involves a caustic take on superheroes and their tropes), first in a long-planned 5-book series Chaos Angel Spanner. I use the hashtag <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> for novel, series, and character.</p><p>I'm also an unpublished poet and short story writer who should send my works out.</p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>Suddenly Sia's bodysuit bursts into light. Endryx gasps when she realizes it's showing live video from every official channel. "Fiber-optic fabric with antennas woven in." She runs to Endryx' coat closet and riffles through the coats.</p><p>Endryx pulls her away. "What are you doing?"</p><p>"You got something I can take off?"</p><p>Hunter suggests, "How 'bout that Sounders jersey you just got?"</p><p>Endryx glares at him. "No, she--"</p><p>He spots it hanging over her chair,...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/cyberpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cyberpunk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/TootFic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TootFic</span></a></p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>Endryx studies Sia skeptically. "So what enigmatic dropping he wanna post?"</p><p>"Video."</p><p>"About what?"</p><p>"Starring me. Short version: I'm back, suckers, lol."</p><p>"Perfect," says Hunter.</p><p>Endryx asks, "You got a camera on you?"</p><p>Sia looks at Hunter. "I want a professional. I want it dramatic."</p><p>"How dramatic?"</p><p>She takes off her jacket. She's wearing a plain gray bodysuit so tight it looks spraypainted on. Endryx frowns. Hunter gives her a knowing smile.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/cyberpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cyberpunk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/TootFic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TootFic</span></a></p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>"That's her all right," says Hunter.</p><p>Endryx hurries Sia through the door and autolocks it. "I thought you were dead."</p><p>"They tried their damnedest to make me wish I was," says Sia.</p><p>"You said you got a better host?"</p><p>She taps the side of her head. "Right here."</p><p>"You don't have an account with us."</p><p>She flashes her famous mischievous smile. "Spanner does."</p><p>"He's just a shitposter here."</p><p>"He's your very own Deep Anon now. Use him."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/cyberpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cyberpunk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/TootFic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TootFic</span></a></p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>Endryx shoots him a skeptical look. "Most of the volunteers were male."</p><p>"Only one of the first group survived. A factor-positive female." Hunter flashes her a wicked grin. "You'll never guess who she is."</p><p>They barely notice the motorcycle parking outside. Several minutes later someone else knocks on the door. Endryx gestures the door camera fullscreen. Someone removing a helmet. She's shocked to see the bronze face and wild red hair of Sia Richter-Thomas.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/cyberpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cyberpunk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/TootFic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TootFic</span></a></p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>A knock on her apartment door. She checks the camera image on her monitor. Scope. She rolls her chair away from the desk and steps out to let him in. "It's about time."</p><p>Billy Hunter is a pretty man who lets his hair fall over his right eye. His left eye's a camera, Zeiss-built, designed for spies. Few people notice. His blue eyes match. He brings pizza and the news. "I found her."</p><p>"Her?"</p><p>"Not only did I find her, she's coming as we speak."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/cyberpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cyberpunk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/TootFic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TootFic</span></a></p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>The Girl With Video Skin: A <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/cyberpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cyberpunk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/TootFic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TootFic</span></a></p><p>Jess Endryx sees the code. Her ability got her fast-tracked into the NSA and then poached into the hottest cybersec startup for a six-figure salary.. She saw the Great Cyberwar up close as it destroyed the Internet in the last months before the Conservative Revolution put the West under harsh Russian rule. Now blacklisted and unemployed, she runs the most blocked social media server in what they now call simply the cybre: bofadeez.rocks.</p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>Now here's where I come in. I started planning Chaos Angel <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> as a webmanga at <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/cyberpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cyberpunk</span></a>'s 1992 peak. I thought I'd kept true to the cyberpunk spirit all this time. After what I learned today, I discovered I was wrong. My purpose was to destroy the superhero universe. What Spanner's monkeywrench destroys when it hits the third eye of Steve Jobs' "great and powerful" god-manifestation turns out to be cyberpunk itself. There's evidence in earlier chapters I'm really writing <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/solarpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>solarpunk</span></a>.</p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>You see, a hurricane's bearing down on NYC and, being the master of ceremonial magic he is, he's planning a human sacrifice rite when it hits, at midnight August 19, 2024, under a full moon. When the Foundation offers Sia the mission to stop him, she leaps at it.</p><p>Sia has two secret weapons. One is her "Charmer" power that allows her to project a "reality distortion field" like Steve Jobs, whose construct she's to steal back. The other is Spanner.<br><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>introduction</span></a> /5</p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>The starting point of Spanner In The Works, apart from the intro video on Sia's Profile, is the crisis of capitalism that triggered the Conservative Revolution. The World Bank President and Illuminati Grandmaster happens to be a conspiracy theorist who conflates democracy with Communism. He had a mind control signal imposed throughout the Confederate States of Russia and America. Now it's wearing off, so he's evacuated New York all of a sudden.<br><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>introduction</span></a> /4</p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>The series' title character, Spanner, is a tagbomber, assumed to be some Banksy knockoff, who occasionally leaves tantalizingly mysterious graffiti art around the Seattle area that causes art-industry feeding frenzies and ARG-like behavior on the "Chans". When spotted, he's usually wearing a trenchcoat and a black motorcycle helmet with a mirrored faceplate, or some other nondescript getup.</p><p>One running theory is that Spanner is Sia in disguise. This theory is true.<br><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>introduction</span></a> /3</p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>The main character is one Sia Richter-Thomas, interracial daughter of the last American President (the black woman who defeated You Know Who in 2020 and was overthrown by the Russians in a "Conservative Revolution"). By day she's a trustee of the mysterious Wilder Foundation who occasionally "troubleshoots" (read: adventures for hire) for them. By night she works a lucrative job as a nude airdancer. It's the Foundation that keeps her out of trouble.<br><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>introduction</span></a> /2</p>
Dennis Jernberg<p>About my posts beginning<br>"<a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Spanner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spanner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/amediting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>amediting</span></a> update:"<br>I guess I'll need an <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>introduction</span></a> for those not following the thread on Twitter (which I admit is most people on Twitter). What follows is a thread I won't be crossposting there.</p><p>Right now I'm in the final stages of editing a novel called Spanner In The Works, first in a series of five called Chaos Angel Spanner, which (as the name should indicate) I originally planned as a manga back in my anime club days.<br>/1</p>