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65dBnoise<p>There was that one presidential candidate, a lone Democrat called <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AlGore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AlGore</span></a>, who dared tell the truth about the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/climateEmergency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>climateEmergency</span></a>, but the "drill baby drill" loving SCOTUS decided he was too radical an environmentalist to be POTUS against <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BigOil" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BigOil</span></a>.</p><p>Nice little "democracy" you have here. It'd be a pity if something bad happened to it. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p><p>The goddess was called Nemesis, and always came with the bill after hubris. Guess who is gonna pay the bill now…</p><p>Hint: It won't be <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Biden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Biden</span></a>, nor <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a>, etc.</p>
65dBnoise<p>When counting dead in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/climateCrisis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>climateCrisis</span></a> caused catastrophes, like the recent one in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Texas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Texas</span></a>, remember that the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/US" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>US</span></a> saw an all time record production in oil and new oil fields in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Alaska" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Alaska</span></a> during the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Biden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Biden</span></a> admin, in order, of course, to "create jobs" and Keep America Great.</p><p>Now compare that with "drill baby drill" to create jobs and Make America Great Again.</p><p>Any similarity is purely coincidental. America will remain great no matter what and, in the end, we are all gonna die. 🖕<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Sean Murthy<p>You won't believe what Mamdani does with lists. 😱</p><p><a href="https://mamdanitimes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">mamdanitimes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Mamdani" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mamdani</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NYC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NYC</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NewYork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewYork</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>writing</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/MamdaniTimes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MamdaniTimes</span></a></p>
d1g<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://machteburch.social/@Marcel" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Marcel</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@evawolfangel" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>evawolfangel</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@HonkHase" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>HonkHase</span></a></span> <br>"Und Landkreise haben mir erzählt, dass sie noch einen Pentest gemacht haben" =&gt; s/noch/noch nie/ ? xD</p><p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p>
Suzy Wong<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@austinkocher" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>austinkocher</span></a></span> <br><a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/america" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>america</span></a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/immigration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>immigration</span></a> <br>Nothing says "compassion" and "human rights" quite like cramming 58,000 people into over 200 facilities, a third of whom are clearly dangerous criminals with absolutely no criminal history whatsoever. And let's not forget the delightful touch of a 15x growth in just six months for these non-criminals. Truly a masterclass in efficiency and humanity!<br>Here in Canada, we're obviously just not as... innovative when it comes to dealing with immigrants. We still cling to antiquated notions like "due process" and "alternatives to detention." So boring! We only detain people if there's a genuine risk of them skipping out on their hearing, or if we actually don't know who they are, or (gasp!) if there's a real public safety concern. No flair, no drama, no military-style raids on families just trying to make a better life. So terribly un-American of us, isn't it?<br>Honestly, it's a bit sad. We could learn so much from our southern neighbors about how to really scale up a detention system. Imagine the economic boom from building all those new facilities! Think of the job creation for guards! The sheer patriotism of it all! But no, here in Canada, we're still stuck in the past, fumbling around with things like "humanitarian considerations" and trying to avoid separating families. So incredibly passé.</p><p><a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/sarcasme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasme</span></a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/immigration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>immigration</span></a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>usa</span></a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/POLITIQUEAMERICAINE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>POLITIQUEAMERICAINE</span></a> <a href="https://plus.qlub.social/tags/droitshumains" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>droitshumains</span></a> </p><p>Il est vraiment touchant, ici à au Québec qui est dans le Canada (pour les américains qui ne le sauraient pas!), de voir nos voisins américains embrasser le véritable esprit de la "liberté" en perfectionnant l'art de l'incarcération de masse pour des gens qui ont commis le crime ultime : vouloir une vie meilleure. Pendant que nous nous escrimons avec la simple décence humaine et la notion désuète de procédure régulière, eux innovent ! Une augmentation de 1500 % des détentions de non-criminels ? Ce n'est pas juste de la croissance, c'est une success story de startup ! Qui a besoin de la Silicon Valley quand on peut être un titan de l'industrie de la détention ?<br>Honnêtement, c'est un peu embarrassant pour nous. On en arrache à réparer des écoles et des hôpitaux, alors qu'eux construisent des centres de détention à un rythme qui ferait pleurer de joie un industriel du Gilded Age. On gaspille des ressources pour des choses comme l'« aide juridique » et les « alternatives à la détention », ce qui, soyons réalistes, ressemble juste à un code pour « laisser les gens vivre leur vie ». Pendant ce temps, les États-Unis sont clairement à la pointe, transformant les êtres humains en inventaire rentable et démontrant un niveau d'engagement envers l'inhumanité qui est vraiment impressionnant.<br>Alors, pendant que nous débattons encore des finesses de la "compassion" ici, levons un verre à nos amis du sud. Ils nous montrent comment c'est vraiment fait : avec des tactiques de style militaire, aucun antécédent criminel requis, et une ampleur de détention qui crie « l'Amérique d'abord ! »… dans une très, très petite cellule surpeuplée.</p>
Dave Rahardja<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@toddthomas" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>toddthomas</span></a></span> You’re right: it’s not em-dashes; it’s em-dashes with spaces before and after them!</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p>
Hans Cummings (he/him)<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Richard_Littler" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Richard_Littler</span></a></span> Pro-Tip: you can basically visit the Great Pyramids of Giza or the Coliseum in Rome by doing a Google Image search. <a href="https://chirp.enworld.org/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p>
That Blair Guy<p>Who could ever forget that episode when Spock sang a duet with John Lennon?</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/StarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StarTrek</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Beatles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Beatles</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SillyAd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SillyAd</span></a></p>
Sandor Spruit 🇪🇺🇳🇱🇺🇦🇨🇦<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@knuppelbeer" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>knuppelbeer</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://masto.ai/@harld" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>harld</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@oetgrunnen" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>oetgrunnen</span></a></span> Ik kan niet wachten tot dat allemaal omlaag gaat sijpelen <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p>
Daniel Prindii<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://historians.social/@todzi" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>todzi</span></a></span> is that AI review, peer -reviewed? Asking for a friend. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p>
Flauschfläche :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@TwraSun" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>TwraSun</span></a></span> lasst doch mal den Agrardiesel nochmal günstiger machen, das wird schon! <a href="https://deppenkessel.de/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p>
KatLS<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Natasha_Jay</span></a></span> thought experiment: maybe the report was never needed and we just need a circle of ancient elders with tea leaves to make business decisions- <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a><br>😑🫠<br>TBH, most political decision makers don’t read reports or review data ;and haven’t since Reagan). Except <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/KatyPorter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KatyPorter</span></a>. She’s so refreshing.</p>
5in1_surveys<p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> </p><p>the <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/lost_ark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lost_ark</span></a> of <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tesla</span></a></p>
5in1_surveys<p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/nissan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nissan</span></a> batteries supplied by <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/London_tube" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>London_tube</span></a> with same logo , but the tyres are <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/tube_less" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tube_less</span></a></p>
5in1_surveys<p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/barbados" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>barbados</span></a> is sponsored by <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/maserati" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maserati</span></a></p>
Louis Couture :quebec:🏳️‍🌈<p>we should have some kind of way to express what we want when we vibe code, without the ambiguity of the human language. Sort of a human computer language <a href="https://jasette.facil.services/tags/VibeCoding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VibeCoding</span></a> <a href="https://jasette.facil.services/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://jasette.facil.services/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a></p>
Dave Rahardja<p>I don’t know why these conservatives are all so upset about a Socialist running for mayor in NYC. If they have a disagreement with his points of view, surely they can debate the merits of their position in the marketplace of ideas.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://flipboard.com/@gizmodo/tech-fknh6odjz/-/a-Cgd8kE5OQ0ynIIA26BHxNw%3Aa%3A1876139665-%2F0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">flipboard.com/@gizmodo/tech-fk</span><span class="invisible">nh6odjz/-/a-Cgd8kE5OQ0ynIIA26BHxNw%3Aa%3A1876139665-%2F0</span></a></p>
manuelcaeiro ☕<p>The greatest European invention<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5zVtsCG4cBQ" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">youtube.com/shorts/5zVtsCG4cBQ</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EU</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/invention" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>invention</span></a></p>
Chronic Illness Humor Funny<p>Oh wonderful, here comes another "life experience"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/chronicillnesshumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>chronicillnesshumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mentalhealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mentalhealth</span></a></p>
HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://c.im/@cdarwin" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>cdarwin</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MoscowMitch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MoscowMitch</span></a> "...McConnell...tried to tamper down fears of voter blowback against the proposed cuts to Medicaid spending in the GOP’s budget reconciliation bill,...voters will ultimately “get over it.”</p><p>Ah, it is really great that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThoughtCrime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThoughtCrime</span></a> is still not implemented in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/US" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>US</span></a>. </p><p>I'm thinking: would voters really take a long time to "get over it" if all the globe's <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gerontocrats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gerontocrats</span></a> suffered a severe stroke or heartattack?</p><p>I'd say, NO, the world'd be a better place!</p>