Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>“To get to the other side.”</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Chickens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Chickens</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>From that hotel.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NeutralMilkHotel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NeutralMilkHotel</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/IStoleThisJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IStoleThisJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/OtherPeopleAreFunnierThanMe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OtherPeopleAreFunnierThanMe</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>What do you call a man who fights tigers?</p><p>Claude.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>If he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>What do you call a pachyderm that doesn’t matter?</p><p>An irrelephant.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>I used to be a baker.</p><p>But I didn’t make enough dough.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Laffy<p>He is so laughably predictable. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BlameGame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BlameGame</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a> </p><p>Aaron Rupar: </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> on egg prices reaching an all-time high: "Well, there's the flu. Before I ever got here it was at an all-time high."</p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>New series: Plain of Thrones.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>Customer: your lightest roast, please.</p><p>Barista: your shirt and pants don’t go together.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://aus.social/@dgar" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>dgar</span></a></span></p><p>I’m reading a scary book in Braille.</p><p>Something bad is gonna happen.</p><p>I can feel it.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/WorldBrailleDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WorldBrailleDay</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?</p><p>Unique up on it.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>A view from a living room in Nazi America. Dog snuggles are our only hope.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>What word can you make shorter by adding two letters</p><p>Short.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>Dude 1: Hey bro?</p><p>Dude 2: Yeah bro?</p><p>Dude 1: Can you hand me that pamphlet?</p><p>Dude 2: Brochure</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>Church goer: how much to hire a church singing group?</p><p>Minister: you mean a choir?</p><p>Church goer: fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit, “what’s your blood type?”</p><p>“I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>Friend 1: what are your plans on Saturday?</p><p>Friend 2: my wife and I are gonna shop for some new glasses.</p><p>Friend 1: and what about afterward?</p><p>Friend 2: we’ll see.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>What does a nosey pepper do?</p><p>It gets jalapeño businesses.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>Me: I’m terrified of the vertical axis.<br>Therapist: why?<br>Me: [screams]</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Math" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Math</span></a></p>
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