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#minecraft

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n_to

Fazit zum #Minecraft-Film: Es ist schon eine ziemlich schrottige und cringe-lastige Veranstaltung. Aber ich fand ihn immer noch erträglicher als den wirklich grauenhaften Supermario-Film, der vorletztes Jahr rauskam. Beide haben keine ernstzunehmende Handlung, aber Mario war so unterwürfig anbiedernd und ging mir mit seinen 80s-Needledrops ganz enorm auf die Nerven. Dann doch lieber den prolligen Jack Black als das!

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n_to

Sprecht mir nach: "Ich werde mir jetzt diesen Minecraft-Film antun, dem Kind zuliebe. Ich werde ihn nicht über Gebühr scheiße finden. Ich werde alle Vorwarnungen von Wolfgang M. Schmitt ignorieren und versuchen, den Film mit dem offenen Herzen eines Grundschülers zu genießen"

#fediEltern#KinderKino#Minecraft
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Pascal

It’s a Sunday evening, the entire Minecraft movie is on YouTube for free and I’m cosplaying as a billionaire CEO training AI and therefore watching this movie for free is fine actually.

Anyway I have _no idea what year this movie is in_. It’s either:
- 1970s: several main characters drive a 1977 Pontica Firebird, and a wood paneled station wagon
- 1989: one of the main characters won a world championship in video games and its on his store also he did that 12 years ago
- 2023: there’s been a iPhone 14 or later model in a shot
- sometime in the 90s: internet and online was mentioned
- back to 2020: working for socials is mentioned
- ????? 80s again I guess, the classroom shot is from the 70s, the teacher and _everyone else_ dresses from the 80s, the teacher has a nokia and a fucking pager on his belt
- 2020s again I guess? Pretty sure that garage had a toyota raize parked in it

I also cannot figure out who this movie is for. Is it kids because minecraft? Or is it weird zeitgeist haunted adults stuck in a temporal fugue state as it appears to be trying to Snowcrash about 50 years of theming.

Don’t tune in for more I’m going to get drunk and crash out watching this and process this several years later with a therapist as the first documentated case of a core memory created after turning 18.

#minecraft#movies#temporallyconfused
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