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Behold, the second member of the Pastafarian Holy Trinity, The Flying Ravioli Monster!
This guy took at least 70 hours to finish. That's what I get for using fine nibs, I guess. Only one left to do, stay tuned.
And it came to pasta that I saw a column of light and angel hair in the air directly above my head. And behold, his noodly appendages did stretch forth mightily unto me as he spake: lo, it is finished. Put down thy damned fountain pens and ink, that ye may partake of stuffed shells Alfredo with sausage and mozzarella, for this is my flesh and thou art hungry, and the time for dinner is nigh upon thee.
Work in noodly appendage progress. It's kinda huge for fountain pen work, so it's taking forever.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster, come to my assistance. My Lord, make haste to help me.
Glory be to the Meatball 
, to the Sauce 
, and to the Holy Noodle 
.
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. 
The Flying Spaghetti Monster made an everlasting covenant with His People, and He never ceases to bless them. Grateful for His Noodly Appendage, we confidently direct our prayer to Him:
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, bless your people.
"04. We give thanks for the Holy Noodle that has protected us today, and we ask to end the night in peace."
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
give our bodies restful sleep
and let the work we have done today bear fruit in eternal life.
R’Amen
2025-02-28
날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님, 절 구하소서.
저의 주님, 어서 오셔서 저를 도우소서.
영광이 미트볼과 소스와 성면께.
처음과 같이 이제와 항상 영원히. 라-멘
날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께서 당신 뜻과 함께 하는 사람들을 언제나 도와주고 계시니, 감사드리는 마음으로 기도합시다. 저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님, 저희에게 은총을 베푸소서.
"12. 저희의 작은 선행도 당신의 손길로 크게 사용하시어, 주님의 영광이 드러나게 하소서."
저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님,
이 몸을 편히 쉬게 하시고, 우리가 오늘 애써 뿌린 씨가 영원한 열매를 맺게 하소서.
라-멘
2025-02-28
Thinking some more today about #Mastodon displaying posts (yesterday: https://aus.social/@kgoetz/114067206335352070 ), I’m realising Mastodon posts ( #activititypub in general?) match #email threads closer than they do interactive chat.
So really #Masto / AP posts should be displayed more as tributes to #FlyingSpaghettiMonster, #FSM , in cascades like His #Noodly Appendages (aka, Directed Acyclic Graphs).
Nothing like preparing a presentation for #TasLUG to ensure my mind will prioritise topics like this 
Aus.Socialkgoetz (@kgoetz@aus.social)You know what I would like? Top to bottom scroll for #mastodon posts, ideally pages so it isn't continuous ( I accept that might be controversial though). #pachli and the official web client don't have it as an option.
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I lift up my heart to you, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and you will hear my morning prayer.
I praise your glorious name, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
We esteem the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for he was filled with the Holy Noodle and His Noodly Appendage; in faith let us implore Him: Give us Your Noodly Appendage, Lord.
"13. Fill us with the richness of the Sauce, enabling us to live lives of love and generosity."
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
may everything we do begin with Your Noodly Appendage, and continue with your saving help.
Let our work always find its origin in you and through you reach completion.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you. And with your spirit. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you, the Meatball , the Sauce , and the Holy Noodle . R’Amen .
Let us praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And give Him thanks.
2025-02-19
저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님, 당신께 제 마음을 드리니, 이른 아침부터 제 소리를 굽어 들으소서.
날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님이시여, 찬란한 당신 이름을 찬미하나이다.
성면(the Holy Noodle)이 충만하신 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께 찬미드리며 믿는 마음으로 기도합시다 저의 주님, 당신의 성면(the Holy Noodle)을 저희에게 부어주소서.
"03. 평화 속에서 선을 행하도록 주님의 면발을 저희에게 보여 주시고, 주님의 굳센 면발로 저희를 덮어 주소서."
저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님,
간절히 바라오니, 저희가 할 일을 알려 주시고 선행을 행할 힘을 주시어,
저희의 모든 일을 당신으로 말미암아 시작하고 시작한 것을 당신으로 말미암아 끝마치게 하소서.
날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께서 여러분과 함께. 또한 사제의 마음과 함께 하소서. 전능하신 스파게티 괴물 님, 미트볼과 소스와 성면께서는 여기 모인 모든 이에게 강복하소서. 라-멘 .
날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님을 찬미합시다. 주님 감사합니다.
2025-02-19
OK mastodon, I just yesterday realized how easy it was to make #CustomEmoji here. No longer will I pine after #emoji that my server hasn’t discovered yet… GAME ON. #DeviledEggs #FSM #quob #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #pastafarian
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Dir auch! Und lasst uns alle den Winzern gedenken, die uns mit ihrer aufopferungsvollen Arbeit in ihrer Weinbergen und Kellern den guten Wein bringen! #WeinAchten #flyingspaghettimonster
That's its name now. Scientists have been confused about these for centuries! Flying Spaghetti Monster Mushroom is just perfect.
Clavulinopsis fusiformis is its old, silly name.
Source: Wikipedia, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clavulinopsis_fusiformis
#Mushroom #WhoKnows ? #Fungus #MushroomMonday #FSM #FlyingSpaghettiMonster
en.wikipedia.orgClavulinopsis fusiformis - Wikipedia
With all the new folks and follows it’s time for another #introduction ! Boosts appreciated, I'd love to meet all the new people!
I believe #blacklivesmatter and #translivesmatter , science is real, love is love, etc etc. I post about #synthesizers , #mentalhealth - esp #bipolar disorder.
I'm a #neurodivergent techie person. I have #synesthesia and see sound; all my senses are visual (I taste and smell in color, etc). Also my concept of time is in 3D, and all inanimate objects (including letters and shapes) have gender - which is on a spectrum (not binary). more about all that here: https://planet.chrisbeckstrom.com/synesthesia/
Here’s a tutorial I wrote about using #mastodon : https://chrisbeckstrom.com/tutorials/get_started_with_mastodon/
I build analog and digital #synthesizers for fun, and you can too! I have a tutorial here: https://chrisbeckstrom.com/2019/11/15/getting-started-in-synth-diy-first-steps/
I like to make #techno and beats, especially #modbap, and love #dub and #hiphop . I also love #sounddesign and have a ton of free samples here: https://chrisbeckstrom.com/samples/ , including 1,001 samples from my homemade modular synth. I used to be a gigging jazz player in Chicago but I mostly do electronic stuff now, in Michigan.
I am interested in #algorithmic art, especially algorithmic music; I’ve been using #tidalcycles for years and it’s amazing. My favorite software includes #puredata , #vcvrack , #koala , #drambo , #reaper , and #sunvox .
I have a lot of music on bandcamp, most free or pay what you want: https://chrisbeckstrom.bandcamp.com
I work in healthcare technology wrangling patient data. I #homebrew #beer and #kombucha and am into #nature , #hiking , and #foraging . I like to use foraged ingredients in my brewing, especially mugwort, sassafras, and wild black raspberries.
Here's my guide to making really good kombucha: https://chrisbeckstrom.com/tutorials/making_kombucha/ - and also kombucha leather! https://chrisbeckstrom.com/tutorials/making_kombucha_leather/
As a white cis dude I try to acknowledge my immense privilege and use to help others without that. Sometimes that means in person with marches and protests, sometimes that means doing what I can from my computer, depending on my spoons.
I'm not a fan of #capitalism , #nazis , #terfs , etc. I'm a friendly #atheist and sometimes do atheist activism: here's me at the capitol doing a #flyingspaghettimonster display: https://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/capitol/2015/12/18/flying-spaghetti-monster-comes-capitol/77564922/
lots more here: https://chrisbeckstrom.com/me/about/
I believe #blacklivesmatter and #translivesmatter , science is real, love is love, etc etc. I post about #synthesizers , #mentalhealth - esp #bipolar disorder.
I'm a #neurodivergent techie person. I have #synesthesia and see sound; all my senses are visual (I taste and smell in color, etc). Also my concept of time is in 3D, and all inanimate objects (including letters and shapes) have gender - which is on a spectrum (not binary). more about all that here: https://planet.chrisbeckstrom.com/synesthesia/
Here’s a tutorial I wrote about using #mastodon : https://chrisbeckstrom.com/tutorials/get_started_with_mastodon/
I build analog and digital #synthesizers for fun, and you can too! I have a tutorial here: https://chrisbeckstrom.com/2019/11/15/getting-started-in-synth-diy-first-steps/
I like to make #techno and beats, especially #modbap, and love #dub and #hiphop . I also love #sounddesign and have a ton of free samples here: https://chrisbeckstrom.com/samples/ , including 1,001 samples from my homemade modular synth. I used to be a gigging jazz player in Chicago but I mostly do electronic stuff now, in Michigan.
I am interested in #algorithmic art, especially algorithmic music; I’ve been using #tidalcycles for years and it’s amazing. My favorite software includes #puredata , #vcvrack , #koala , #drambo , #reaper , and #sunvox .
I have a lot of music on bandcamp, most free or pay what you want: https://chrisbeckstrom.bandcamp.com
I work in healthcare technology wrangling patient data. I #homebrew #beer and #kombucha and am into #nature , #hiking , and #foraging . I like to use foraged ingredients in my brewing, especially mugwort, sassafras, and wild black raspberries.
Here's my guide to making really good kombucha: https://chrisbeckstrom.com/tutorials/making_kombucha/ - and also kombucha leather! https://chrisbeckstrom.com/tutorials/making_kombucha_leather/
As a white cis dude I try to acknowledge my immense privilege and use to help others without that. Sometimes that means in person with marches and protests, sometimes that means doing what I can from my computer, depending on my spoons.
I'm not a fan of #capitalism , #nazis , #terfs , etc. I'm a friendly #atheist and sometimes do atheist activism: here's me at the capitol doing a #flyingspaghettimonster display: https://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/capitol/2015/12/18/flying-spaghetti-monster-comes-capitol/77564922/
lots more here: https://chrisbeckstrom.com/me/about/