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🎯 NUOVA ACTION FIGURE IN EDIZIONE LIMITATA! 🧍‍♂️ Ammiocuggino – CISO Edition 👿😰😂

Campione mondiale di "Ve l’avevo detto" e genio del male con le "slide del giorno dopo"

Incluso nel prezzo:
☑️ 50 slide PowerPoint in Comic Sans
☑️ Il silenziatore per incident response
☑️ La magica checklist ISO 27001 scritta su un tovagliolo
☑️ Il cappellino “Non sono io il DPO”

🧘‍♂️ Addestrato nell’arte del "Risk Accepted",
invulnerabile agli alert critici (soprattutto se arrivano di venerdì pomeriggio).

🔥 Disponibile solo per chi ha partchato nella sua vita 3 vulnerabilità critiche con la frase: "Tanto è segregato a livello di VLAN."

E ricordate sempre: le minacce cambiano, gli ammiocuggini restano.

"Europol had already detailed attempts to take down the Qakbot and Danabot malware groups, and last Friday it announced the disruption of the following five malware crews: Bumblebee Lactrodectus Hijackloader Trickbot Warmcookie" www.theregister.com/2025/05/26/s... #cybersec #data #natsec #tech

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yw6wbtma6fynxiafh5v7j5sf/post/3lq3gj2hvss2y

TeleMessage security SNAFU wor...

The Register · TeleMessage security SNAFU worsens as 60 government staffers exposedBy Iain Thomson

💩 WATERFALL vs AGILE: il risultato non cambia, ma almeno te lo serviamo a rate.

Quando i manager parlano di Agile, si illuminano come se stessero spiegando la teoria delle stringhe...
Poi guardi i progetti e ti rendi conto che:

👉 In Waterfall il disastro arriva tutto insieme a dicembre.
👉 In Agile… ti arriva a rate, da gennaio a dicembre. Con retrospettiva, stand-up e sprint review incluse.

💡 Consiglio gratuito: non è il metodo che ti salva, ma il buon senso.

🚨ACTIVE EXPLOITATION ALERT🚨

Great work Kyle Lefton 🎉

The baddies at Akamai SIRT (Security Intelligence Response Team) have identified the first ITW exploitation of command injection vulns CVE-2024-6047 and CVE-2024-11120. It's a Mirai variant called LZRD (pronounced luh-zurd according to the interwebs)

blog post includes IOCs, full technical details and malware analysis. video is a silly interpretation bc i'm allergic to content without puns

akamai.com/blog/security-resea

"Cybersecurity vulnerabilities threatened sensitive student data for millions of North Carolina students. Here's how it happened, how victims can protect themselves from identity theft, and why experts say a threat could still exist" www.wral.com/story/a-hack... #cybersec #tech #data #privacy #hack

A hacker’s ransom: Inside the ...

WRAL · A hacker's ransom: Inside the cyberattack that compromised NC student and teacher recordsBy Emily Walkenhorst

Serious q. for all queer folk, esp fellow trans girlies: what risks do I run posting face-blurred selfies/photos of myself?

My only thought is association at protests etc, but I don't go to any, so...

I just wanna share cute outfits and photos without feeling like I need an alt. Not authentic...

Would love any feedback RE: AI and related Deepfake etc stuff, or cybersec/opsec folks info perhaps?

My many thanks! :neofox: