Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"You stay there," said Ford, "and you'll soon be recaptured and have your conditional chip replaced. You want to stay happy, come now."<br>The robot let out a long heartfelt sigh of impassioned tristesse and sank reluctantly away from the ceiling.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
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Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"All the doors in this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>In the beginning the Universe was created.<br>This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Robert W. GehlDaily random quote out of context from my academic book about Mastodon
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>There's all sort of stuff going on in dimensions thirteen to twenty-two that you really wouldn't want to know about...<br>All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you might think, even if you start from a position of thinking it's pretty damn complicated in the first place.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
El Pamplina 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 :cadiz:<p>Mi gozo en un pozo... 😟<br>Mi raspberry no puede con el generador de mapas para el <a href="https://masto.es/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://masto.es/@CallejeroFacha" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>CallejeroFacha</span></a></span> y voy a tener que prescindir del mapa, que era lo que más me había gustado del proyecto.<br>No la culpo, porque a la pobre máquina la tengo frita con la cantidad de cosas que tengo montadas.</p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>What's so unpleasant about being drunk?<br>Ask a glass of water.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Dendrobatus Azureus<p>IRC page screenshot and alt text </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/IRC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IRC</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/IM" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IM</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/Dalnet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Dalnet</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/Eggdrop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Eggdrop</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/Bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Robert W. GehlDaily random quote out of context from my academic book about Mastodon
Hourly Wolves<p>Look at this <a href="https://mas.to/tags/wolf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>wolf</span></a>!<br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/wolf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>wolf</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hourly Foxes 🦊<p>Look at this <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Fox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fox</span></a>!<br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/fox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fox</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>They obstinately persisted in their absence.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Fennec Fox Daily<p>:blobfoxsnug:<br>:blobfoxsnug:<br>Via flickr <a href="https://flic.kr/p/111iz7qhK" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://flic.kr/p/111iz7qhK</a> (David Ellis)<br><a href="https://icy.arcticfluff.eu/tags/fennec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fennec</span></a> <a href="https://icy.arcticfluff.eu/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Bot</span></a></p>
Foxes Every Hour<p>Via flickr <a href="https://flic.kr/p/1119y9vHD" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://flic.kr/p/1119y9vHD</a> (Adam Baker)<br><a href="https://icy.arcticfluff.eu/tags/fox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fox</span></a> <a href="https://icy.arcticfluff.eu/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Bot</span></a></p>
Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff 🔞<p><a href="https://masto.ai/tags/Heathcliff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Heathcliff</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/NSFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NSFW</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/lewd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lewd</span></a></p>
Hourly Foxes 🦊<p>Picture of a <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Fox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fox</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/fox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fox</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
El Pamplina 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 :cadiz:<p>Post de prueba de mi nuevo <a href="https://masto.es/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a> <br>Se admiten opiniones.<br><a href="https://masto.es/@CallejeroFacha/114910529514901397" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">masto.es/@CallejeroFacha/11491</span><span class="invisible">0529514901397</span></a></p>
Hourly Foxes 🦊<p>Have a <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Fox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Fox</span></a>!<br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/fox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fox</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
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